New Year’s Resolutions

1. Be nicer to people
2. Spend more time thinking
3. Spend less time talking
4. Clean the house more
5. Eat less
6. Exercise more
7. Read some really good books
8. Get in touch with old friends
9. Try something new, like skydiving or horse-riding
10. Clean out the file cabinets
11. Recycle more

<snork, gurgle, gasp>

Huh? What happened? Did I doze off and sleep-type again?

What’d I write?…Yeah, not gonna do that…or that. Ha! No way! What the..? Oh man, I gotta get more sleep!

Ewww, I drooled on my keyboard.