Doughy, nonathletic nerds rejoice! Oh sure, your mom derided you for all the time you spent playing video games. Little did she know, you were in training.
Slowly, methodically, you refined your fine index finger-thumb control so that one day you could dominate your sport!
Hoyven glaven!
h/t Ace
In my very best Dick Button voice, “…………………” Nevermind.
Who’da thunk it?!