Northwestern University

charlton_heston_as_mosesNestled on the western shore of Lake Michigan, just north of Chicago, is a picturesque little campus covered in purple.

There’s a famous old NU joke that goes something like this:

MSU Student: “We’re gonna beat the crap out of you in football Saturday!”

NU Student: “Oh yeah? Well you may beat us on Saturday, but you’ll be washing my Bentley after we graduate!

Hey, when you can claim Moses as an alum, you must have something goin’ on!

The Spartans visit the snake-bit ‘Cats this Saturday. Here’s hoping there’s no divine intervention on their behalf!

Not a bad fight-song either!