…sorry, been traveling and writing, so in lieu of a real post, let me foist this joke off on you:
Morris, a devout cowboy, lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences on uncle Mendel’s dairy farm. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The Jewish cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, with great joy…”It’s a miracle!”
“Not Really,” said the cow. “Your name, it’s written inside the cover.”
Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week. Try the veal.
