“Ward? I’m worried about the Beaver.”
Yeah they’re all soft and cuddly, making cute little chuffing noises and squeaks, and then…bang! They’re on you with huge, slavering fangs rending you limb from limb…well, not really. They just bite you in the thigh apparently:
The man was on a fishing trip at Lake Shestakov in Belarus with two friends when they spotted the animal on the side of the road. He stopped so that he could take a picture but as he approached the beaver it pounced on him, biting him in the thigh.
I know it’s not funny. A man died. But I can’t help but think of this…
“Run Away! Run Away!”
The only problem with this movie is that the 1st 45 minutes are FUNNY…then it drags on forever!
In the interest of being part of the solution and not the problem; rabbits aren’t rodents, they’re lagomorphs. Whew! I feel better.
Fine, Mister Zoology