I admit it. I have a problem with food. Actually, it’s more of a love-hate relationship: I love to eat, and hate stopping. So over the course of time, I’ve gotten a little, uh, fluffy.
Oh, I exercise. There’s lots of stairs in my home, and then there’s yard work, oh, and taking the garbage to the end of the driveway on Fridays…and brushing my teeth—that’s great for developing your lats and upper core, or so I’m told.
[shifty-eyes] Ahem.
But hey, I’m not alone and that makes all of us fat and near-fat a thriving market. Where there’s a dollar to be made on other people’s misery, you can bet there’s an entrepreneur—probably some jerkass that does 10K runs on weekends when he’s not mountain climbing—ready to cash in, with some idiotic, overwrought and overpriced technology aimed at making the miserable less so. It’s soooo hi-tech, it’s gotta work, right?
Well, now there’s hope for the horizontally challenged: the HAPIfork. Get it? “Hapi.” Cute eh?
I am waiting for someone to invent a plate that calculates how many calories and grams of carbs and fat in the food you place on it.
I’m waiting for a plate that removes the calories before I eat it! 😉
I would buy stock in that company!