Uh, Thanks?

Was cleaning out the spam trap. You’d be amazed at all the gunk that collects down there–Gives me the willies!

Anyhoo, while poking around, flashlight in one hand and a sharp stick in the other, I came across this:

I do not know what it be, but I do not want to lose you. Because, you treat the people I really ah, is the first time, so caring about. I just want to Hello, my dear friend, and I Can selfish, I do not want a distant blessing for you, I think we have Ke Yi Xiang Yi Qian did, but Huoxu, that it is a luxury.

I think it’s a bad idea to write, even spam, with a Chinese-to-English dictionary.