BTW, Happy Vernal Equinox…

…yeah, whatever. It’s still flerggin’ cold outside!

See? This is why I don't go out.
See? This is why I don’t go out.

I’m told it’s the fault of the Greenland Block, an enormous area of high pressure which forces all the normal west-to-east weather patterns south.

The practical upshot being, that we get a regular dose of arctic, Canadian air which is perfect for constant waves of snow and cold. I’m sure those of you who live in Michigan and the Northeast are sick and tired of it by now.

Well, blame Canada. Or Greenland. Or better yet, the Danes, since they still control Greenland. Anyway, welcome to Spring!


Wow. I’m really sorry.