Simple: You borrow 100 meeelion dollars! Good gravy! The thieves civil servants at 
City Hall are going to purty-up the river from Wacker to State Street on YOUR dime dear fellow-taxpayer.
On behalf of the panhandlers, clockers, and bond traders who frequent the riverfront, I say thank you. Will the last person in Illinois please turn out the lights when you leave? Thank you.
You know, some pretty good music has come out since the advent of indoor plumbing?
What is this “indoor plumbing” of which you speak? I am intrigued.