Oh those crafty Chinese! Not content to steal America piece by piece and then sell it back to us at a profit, now their counterfeiting animals!
This is a lion.
What’s that you say? It’s a dog? No, no, you’re mistaken! Take a closer look.
Whoa! Not too close.
That’s very clearly a vicious lion straight from the vast plains of the Kalahari.
Why, if not for the attentive and highly trained handler keeping the terrible beast at bay, it might, at any minute, run amok, leap over the yellow line painted in front of its enclosure and lick, I mean maul a park visitor to death!
I ask you, where else can you see such a superb specimen of the king of beasts? Now, if you’ll please excuse us, Simba needs to go walkies.
