Scotland votes for independence from Great Britain today. I’m not sure why this is a good idea, but in honor <ahem> of the rugged, Scottish people I give your the following.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to buy up every bottle of Glenlivet I can lay my hands on, ya know, just in case.
You know I can’t let it go with just that…
Is that a dirk in your sporran or are you just happy to see me?
