From Ages Past

clothbookBy F.O.B. William ~

At one by book was made of cotton
and on the cover was a great big cat.
I loved it and hugged it and gummed it,
until the time I began to chat.

At four my book had a nice hard cover
with thrilling stories of Dick and Jane and Spot,
I must confess, however,
that I don’t remember a single plot.

My eighth grade book was big and fat
was written by some old English dude.
His lines were sometimes strange and funny
but to find fault would be so very rude.

The books in high school and college were very huge
and some were very difficult to read.
The say though that I managed to get through them all,
but I did skip a lot of pages, this I must plead.

And now the old eyes have dimmed
and reading presents quite a lot of strain.
But now I have my great copy of Senior Times
and all, again, is right as rain.

Preach it Brother!

I enjoy getting paid for my writing. I enjoy finishing my writing. I enjoy reading my writing, but I don’t think I enjoy writing my writing.

~Murray Slaughter, Head News Writer, WJM TV
The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Crass Commercial Announcement

‘Tis the season, as they say. For those of you who, like me, are scared to death of stores this time of year, and prefer to shop online, please consider doing it through the Chewing Glass General Store huh? It’s conveniently located at the top right of the page over there, and is open 24-7.

Your patronage will keep this starving author from shivering in the cold, in a van, down by the river. M’k? Thanks!

CWA’s 2012 Book of the Year Award Winners

From the CWA press release:

Three debut authors and a veteran author with 15 non-fiction titles under his belt are the winners of the Chicago Writers Association’s 2nd Annual Book of the Year Awards. The awards will be presented at 7 p.m. Jan. 19 at The Book Cellar, 4736-38 Lincoln Ave., in Chicago’s Lincoln Square. The event is free and open to the public.

The winning books are “The Temple of Air” by Patricia Ann McNair, “Coming Out Can Be Murder” by Renee James, “Whiskey Breakfast: My Swedish Family, My American Life” by Richard C. Lindberg, and “Grieving Dads: To the Brink and Back” by Kelly Farley.

The finalist judges were last year’s winning authors – Christine Sneed (“Portraits of a Few of the People I’ve Made Cry”), James Finn Garner (“Honk Honk, My Darling”), Pamela Ferdinand (“Three Wishes”) and Krista August (“Giants in the Park”).

“These are all outstanding, truly deserving works,” said Randy Richardson, CWA President. “I commend all of the winners, and, indeed all of the nine finalists. These awards show what amazing writing talent we have here in Chicago. The judges did not have an easy job at all. They had to make some very tough choices between an extremely competitive field of finalists. I am so thankful for the work that the judges put into this.”

Garner, author of the New York Times Best-Selling “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories,” who judged the traditionally published fiction category, which featured McNair’s short story collection and two novels, Libby Fischer Hellman’s “A Bitter Veil” and Karen Doornebos’ “Definitely Not Mr. Darcy,” said all three books were “satisfying reads in different ways.” Comparing McNair’s collection of 10 stories about one town with Sherwood Anderson’s classic “Winesburg, Ohio,” Garner said the book won him over with its “blunt, unsentimental, touching stories.”

Similarly, Sneed found it to be a tough call. Last year’s winner in the traditionally published fiction category, Sneed said that both finalists in the non-traditionally published fiction category, James’ “Coming Out Can Be Murder” and Linda Lamberson’s “Borrowed Heart”, are “works of impressive imagination and ambition.”  But it was the voice of transsexual Bobbi Logan that she couldn’t get out of her head. “’Coming Out Can Be Murder’ is a memorable and strong debut novel,” Sneed said.  “In addition to being a thriller set in a vibrant contemporary setting, it is a moving story about sexual identity, loss, and friendship.”

In the traditionally published non-fiction category, last year’s winner, Ferdinand, chose Lindberg’s “Whiskey Breakfast” over Robert Rodi’s travel memoir, “Seven Seasons in Siena,” for its “unusual personal candidness, its historical depth, and its important contribution to the compendium of Chicago literature.”

The non-traditionally published non-fiction category pitted two books that couldn’t be more different against each other, said finalist judge August. Reading Farley’s “Grieving Dads” and Sandi Adams’ “Belly Button Bible Study” together was “highly ironic,” August noted. “To go from one, to the other, and then back again was a bit eerie.” While she enjoyed both, she selected Farley’s book “for transforming his own personal tragedies into something positive and larger than his own world.”

The awards, divided into four categories (traditionally and non-traditionally published fiction and non-fiction), were open to books published between July 1, 2011 and June 30, 2012 and authored by Chicago area authors or CWA members. (Non-traditional is defined as self- and print-on-demand published.)

 

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!

To all of you who’ve purchased my book, a great, big, sloppy, wet Thank You! The Good Thief has moved up to 1,176,073 on Amazon! Or, as I prefer to think of it, The Good Thief has moved up 2,000,000 places on Amazon!

Now for a little bleg: If you haven’t already done so, go out to Amazon and write a review. I won’t die from the criticism, but please, be gentle!

 

3rd Annual HOF Induction

Join the Chicago Literary Hall of Fame on Friday, November 30, as our invited guest at our 3rd Annual Induction Ceremony hosted at the Chicago Cultural Center’s Claudia Cassidy Theater, 78 E. Washington St., Chicago. This event is free and open to the public. You will be treated to a night of socializing, quality entertainment, and lasting memories as you help us recognize the important contributions of the Hall of Fame’s third class of inductees:

  • Jane Addams (1860-1935)
  • Sherwood Anderson (1876-1941)
  • James T. Farrell (1904-1979)
  • Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
  • Langston Hughes (1902-1967)
  • Carolyn Rodgers (1940-2010)

At 7 p.m., the ceremony begins with Chicago journalist and radio legend Rick Kogan taking the stage to emcee the evening.

We are pleased to announce that those accepting the posthumous honors of their famous writer relatives are J. Linn Allen (Great-great-great Nephew of Jane Addams), David Spear (Great Grandson of Sherwood Anderson), Sean Hemingway (Grandson of Ernest Hemingway), Marjol Rush-Collet (Cousin of Langston Hughes), Kevin Farrell (Son of James T. Farrell), and Nina Rodgers Gordon (Sister of Carolyn Rodgers).

Presenting the honors will be Charles Fanning, Gioia Diliberto, Liesl Olson, Garrard McClendon, Angela Jackson and Scott Turow.

Attendees will be entertained with the performances by Katherine Joslin, Aaron Todd Douglas and Anthony Mockus.

To learn more about the host of this event, visit the Chicago Literary Hall of Fame’s website at www.chicagoliteraryhof.org.