It’s Not My Fault

John_Belushi_the_blues_brothers-43995197It’s Monday, the sun is shining, the squirrels are scurrying about, the birds twittering happily, red and gold leaves are trembling in the autumn breeze…it’s all so delightful that I thought I’d give you a real downer of a post.

I recently heard an interview on NPR (Yes, I listen to NPR occasionally. Purely for anthropological reasons I assure you) with Ann Doswett Johnston, a recovering alcoholic, who’s the author of a new book discussing her addiction entitled, Drink.

In it, she discusses the double-sided coin of feminism, which has empowered women to drink like a man does without any stigma attaching to them, while acknowledging that because women are built differently (ya think?), they are more likely to abuse alcohol. She further points to the aggressive marketing of liquor companies aimed directly at young women. National statistics seem to support her claim of a rise of alcoholism in women, especially among the ranks of the college aged and young professionals.

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Marcia Wallace, R.I.P.

maricawallaceMarcia Wallace, a.k.a. Carol Kester, a.k.a. Edna Krabappel, died of complications from breast cancer.

I spent many Saturday nights laughing along with Ms. Wallace on the Bob Newhart Show, not to mention her work on The Simpsons.

She was a beautiful woman.

I’ll miss her!

Roadkill Saturday

roadkill_funnyLong, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a young Rob worked in a tweedy, old mens’ haberdashery.  Being retail, one had to work on Saturday, and autumn Saturdays were always my favorite.

I worked with one old-timer named Phil, who’s grown son Mark lived in town. Mark worked for Georgia Pacific during the week, but on weekends, he turned into a chef.

So, Saturday morning, while we were still Windexing the tie case and straightening the Countess Mara sweaters, preparing for another lazy day of schlepping rags, the phone would ring…

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A Matter of Life and Death

www-St-Takla-org___Jesus-with-Sinned-Woman-05I’ve written before about the Christian view of life and death so this will be a short post.

It seems to me that we westerners—and by that I mean western civ—dislike talking about death, much less thinking about it. There’s no time in the day for dwelling on unpleasant subjects when there’s so much to be done!

If we ever do take a moment to reflect that death is coming for us some day, it’s usually only when someone close to us dies, and then only fleetingly. It’s an uncomfortable thought, vaguely disconnected from the life we’ve constructed for ourselves. However, like Hamlet, we wonder what dreams may come when we’ve shuffled off this mortal coil, and it gives us pause.

Not so the Christian—or so it should be. The Christian knows that this life is a pilgrimage leading to our true home of blessedness with God, therefore he has hope. But the Christian also prays along with the Psalmist, that he might have the wisdom to number his days, realizing that life is indeed short and that he must give an account of it to God.

Honestly, for me, that thought is terrifying. Terrifying enough to compel my repentance? So far, painfully slowly. I pray that God will grant me time, because I have a great deal to answer for.

Still, I am hopeful as I should be. Like my patron St. Dismas, I recognize who it is that judges me. I know Him to be merciful. He knows that I am but dust.

Meet Tim Chapman

I met a lot of interesting people last weekend, and Tim’s one of ’em. From his website:

Tim Chapman is a former forensic scientist for the Chicago police department who currently teaches English composition and Chinese martial arts. He holds a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Northwestern University.

His fiction has been published in The Southeast Review, the Chicago Reader, Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine and the anthology, The Rich and the Dead. His first novel, Bright and Yellow, Hard and Cold, has just been published by Allium Press.

In his spare time he paints pretty pictures and makes an annoying noise with his saxophone that he claims is music. He lives in Chicago with his lovely and patient wife, Ellen and Mia, the squirrel-chasingest dog in town.

Tim’s a fascinating guy. If you like crime stories, you need to get his book! Check out his website—you can also find it in the Links section at the right.

Scenes from the InPrint Author Fair

meandjojoHere we are at Barnes & Noble with 29 authors from Chicago and Rockford.

Here’s my award-nominated pal Joann Fastoff with me at my table…

Along with book signings, Christine Swanberg read some of her poetry, and the panel discussions were fun and informative.

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