Heaven & Hell

dantes_infernoA friend of mine borrowed my copy of the first part of Dante Alighieri’s triptych, the Divine Comedy. This sparked an interesting discussion of heaven and hell.

Thinking about it forced me to confront what I really believe about the hereafter, in the context of my faith and Church teaching, so I thought I’d share it with you.

Now, this post isn’t intended to be a theological dissertation, just my musing aloud. If I say something that offends, please write it off as my honest attempt to communicate what is in my heart in 600 words or less.

At every Mass, the faithful recite a “profession of faith,” which in most cases is the Nicene Creed, the seminal statement of the Christian faith proceeding from the first ecumenical council convened in the fourth century. In it, we proclaim, “He (Jesus Christ) will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdom will have no end.”

This speaks of the great, last judgment. But what about my own particular judgment? It may be that I will die before Christ’s return. I will meet Him face to face. What will He say to me? Where will I spend eternity?

That’s THE question isn’t it? The bottom line of life is what will eternity be for me?

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Cosmo Allegretti, R.I.P.

(rt to lft) Dancing Bear, Mr. Moose, Mr. Green Jeans (Hugh Barnum), Bunny Rabbit, and the Captain (Bob Keeshan).
(L to R) Dancing Bear, Mr. Moose, Mr. Green Jeans (Hugh Barnum), Bunny Rabbit, and the Captain (Bob Keeshan).

Another sign of getting old, is that all your childhood friends start to die.

You may not remember the name, but I’m sure you remember Bunny Rabbit, Mr. Moose, and of course, Dancing Bear.

Bon voyage Mr. Allegretti! Thank you for being such a sweet friend to generations of youngsters!

The Work of God

hard-work[lounge lizard voice]

Okay, I’d like to take it down a bit now…

So yesterday, I’m reading the gospel of John:

25 When they found him on the other side of the lake, they asked him, “Rabbi, when did you get here?” 26 Jesus answered, “I tell you the truth, you are looking for me, not because you saw miraculous signs but because you ate the loaves and had your fill. 27 Do not work for food that spoils, but for food that endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. On him God the Father has placed his seal of approval.” 28 Then they asked him, “What must we do to do the works God requires?” 29 Jesus answered, “The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent.”¹

Easy enough, no?

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Happy Birthday William Spooner! (belated)

Rev. W. A. Spooner
Rev. W. A. Spooner

Monday was the birthday of the Reverend William Spooner who would have been 169.

Why should you care?

Because the good Rev is the father of the term Spoonerisms, the accidental rearranging of word sounds resulting in unintentionally funny phrases.

A professor at Oxford, Spooner was notoriously absent-minded. A story is told of Spooner inviting a man to tea, “to welcome our new archaeology Fellow.”

Puzzled, the man replied, “But, sir, I am our new archaeology Fellow.”

“Never mind,” Spooner said, “Come all the same.”

My very favorite example of his malaprops:

For now we see through a dark, glassly…

Very glassly indeed!

h/t S.Weasel

Does His Highness Want His Ba-ba?

Bring me my tea! And a corgi!
Bring me tea! And a corgi!

George Alexander Louis of Cambridge.

Well, this bumps Prince Harry to fourth in line for the throne. He comes after after his new nephew, his big brother the Duke of Cambridge and his dad, Big Ears, the Prince of Wales respectively.

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York falls to a distant fifth. It’s all very complicated.

So who’s the Duke of Earl?

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