Aw Nuts!

Who will be B1G Champions? Here’s some simple math:

Legends > Leaders (Next year we’ll be in the same happy family)
Sparty > Brutus (Who thought a buckeye would make a good mascot??)
Red Cedar > Olentangy (The Ol’ Red Cedar is a nicer shade of brown)
Lansing > Columbus (And that ain’t sayin’ much believe me. E.L. is much nicer!)

Lastly, as much as it pains me to say it—and the pain is excruciating—they’ve got one of the best bands in the country.

Spartan Marching Band > or = OSUMB

At least they can spell…

In the interest of equal time, here’s the SMB Drumline with “The Series.”

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University of Minnesota

From the Land of Sky Blue Waters,
From the land of pines’, lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing…Hamms!

No that’s not right. Lemme see…

Oh yeah

The bane of greens-keepers everywhere, those pesky Golden Gophers burrow into Spartan Stadium tomorrow. Luckily Max and the boys have set some traps!

Bonus video below!

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Northwestern University

charlton_heston_as_mosesNestled on the western shore of Lake Michigan, just north of Chicago, is a picturesque little campus covered in purple.

There’s a famous old NU joke that goes something like this:

MSU Student: “We’re gonna beat the crap out of you in football Saturday!”

NU Student: “Oh yeah? Well you may beat us on Saturday, but you’ll be washing my Bentley after we graduate!

Hey, when you can claim Moses as an alum, you must have something goin’ on!

The Spartans visit the snake-bit ‘Cats this Saturday. Here’s hoping there’s no divine intervention on their behalf!

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