Meanwhile, in the World of Art…

Ooo. Ahh.
Ooo. Ahh.

I’m no art critic, but I appreciate creativity and here’s creativity on a very large scale. Christo, who you might have heard of for his surreal art installations, has done it again with the, ahem, Big Air Package. Strange on the outside, kinda magical on the inside.

Christo and his late wife collaborated on some truly whimsical art such as Surrounded Islands and the Wrapped Reichstag. With the Big Air Package, he created a giant balloon inside an empty gas storage tank. Give the man credit for his project management chops, because doing stuff this big has got to be complicated as hell!

Now, we all know that some of what passes for art, clearly isn’t. Say what you like about Christo, he definitely makes you stop and think. It’s just too bad that we as a society have become so jaded, that we only react to stunts, and not to the beauty that surrounds us every day.

If spring ever comes, go outside and stare at a flower for a while. I’ll bet it will elicit a quiet “Wow!”

Beware the Ides of March

Boy howdy! Well, I ain’t goin’ anywhere near the Senate today!

In honor of this crappy day, here’s a little traveling music from Berwyn’s own [Berwyn??] Jim Peterik & company, playing their big hit Vehicle

Take it away guys…

A Word of Advice

That didn’t take long. The media has my blood boiling over their coverage of customerservicethe Pope’s abdication and the upcoming conclave. I’m not surprised, but it still rankles. Well, Mother always said, “If you can’t say something nice about someone…”

So instead I’ll rant about Customer Service.

Companies spend fortunes on sophisticated computer systems and training for their customer service representatives, all with the aim of easing the task of helping their customers with a variety of problems.

Here’s a little word of advice: cut it out! I don’t care what company you are, or what you sell, your customer service system is mostly composed of FAIL.

Having worked in IT for many years, I know the horrors of wearing a headset. Later, when I ran my own company, the lessons I learned in the trenches were invaluable in keeping my customers from wanting to kill me. Let me share them with you:

Meet the New “Chesty”

Chesty, the future Marine Corps mascot, stands on the door step Home of the Commandants during the puppy's visit to Marine Barracks Washington, D.C., Feb. 14. Chesty, a 9-week-old pedigree English bulldog is soon to become the future Marine Corps mascot after the completion of obedience and recruit training with a ceremony scheduled for March 29. After completing training, the young puppy will earn the title Marine joining the ranks of his well-known predecessors. (Photo by Sgt. Dengrier M. Baez)
Chesty, the future Marine Corps mascot
(Photo by Sgt. Dengrier M. Baez)

Chesty stands on the door step of Home of the Commandants during the puppy’s visit to Marine Barracks Washington, D.C., Feb. 14.

Chesty, a 9-week-old pedigree English bulldog is soon to become the future Marine Corps mascot after the completion of obedience and recruit training with a ceremony scheduled for March 29.

After completing training, the young puppy will earn the title Marine joining the ranks of his well-known predecessors.

I hope he didn’t piddle on the Commandant’s shoes. That could be a career ender! His predecessor went after the Sec Def’s dog while on parade. Good boy!
 

h/t marines.mil

Meshugener!

Oy vey.

When it comes to more crazy per square foot, I’ll put Illinois right thechildrennext to California any day!

Seems State Rep. Will Davis, Hazel Crest (do I need to tell you his party affiliation?) wants to add a $0.25 tax on every purchase of…sneakers. He figures the state could raise an extra $3 milldoh for Illinois’ YouthBuild programs which teach kids construction skills. Rep. Davis says,

Call Me an Old Crank…

heylookatme
Hey! Look at me! I’m doin’ stuff!

…but can someone please sing our National Anthem in a measured, respectful manner that honors our country and not the singer??

Way to make it all about you Alicia!

C’Mon man!

Stargazer

Stuck in a meeting? On a con-call and bored out of your mind? Here’s a little timewaster for all you amateur astronomers out there. Set any date you like and see the sky as it was, or will be. Pretty neat!

Here’s a little music to stargaze by…