Bad News!

No, the Dacia Sandero is still not for sale in the U.S., but that’s not the bad news I meant…

Turns out, I’m dead.

I had a cold recently, but it sure seemed like I was getting better.

Huh. Go figure.

[The following is original with no comedy edits, as this is one of the more HI-larious 419 scam letters I’ve ever received!]

ATTN: Fund Beneficiary!

This is the second time we are notifying you about this said
Compensation fund $35.6 Million.  I,am Mr Edward Bernard ,From Committee International Monetary Fund Office Benin Republic, I,m sorry to inform this, if it’s not true,

I received an e-mail from two White men Mr,Robert Fagans, and Mr Alan Mills, who stormed my office FEW DAYS AGO, with the Black Gentleman, they called me with below: Telephone number,2669623100/2993740249, telling me that you are dead and he also mentioned that I should send him your fund value to his home address; 1011 s 7th ST. Watertown, WI 53094 UK, because he is your next of kin beneficiary to you, and he also told me that you instructed him to claim all your properties including your funds value ($35.6 Million) US Dollars. because you are no more to be found on this earth again, and the depositor Mr.Paul Williams confirm it.

I am very sorry to hear this sad news and I,don’t know if this are the reason why,you are not answer all the email I,have always sent to you regard your transfer value  ($35.6 Million) US Dollars.

Meanwhile, I,will promise you,both DEAD OR LIVE,that I am going to do everything within my power to make sure that your fund value ($35.6 Million) US Dollars get to him as your next of kin beneficiary, may your gentle soul rest in perfect peace and may Good God grate your internal life on the last day to come, I ‘m very sorry .

He also promise /ready to pay the total cost of the $68 today,to finalized the fund transfer within 24 hours. But I,told him to hold on and let me verify,if this true or not, as I,am so confused now about this claims’ However If you are ALIVE,you are advice to send the $68 today and also send your address to enable me process on your fund transfer.

Meanwhile, If you are still alive better processed to the Western Union Or Money Gram and make the payment for the Processing of your Claims so that your transfer can take place immediately. Are you alive or dead Awaiting for the payment immediately if you are Alive and not Dead

Receiver Name—— EMMA EGO
Country———-Benin Republic
Test Question—— In God
Test Answer——–We Trust
Amount to send is…. $68 usd

After sending the fee you are required to forward us the following information.

senders Name:——–
Test Question:—-
Sender Phone Number:—
senders Country And City:——–

These are the funeral pictures he submitted to me as the finally ceremony of your burial and also dead   Thanks as your silent will clear indicate that you are dead,and I,will try all my best to and help Mr. Robert Feggans,to receive the fund value ($35.6 Million) US
Dollars.  .

Yours in service,
Mr Edward Bernard   

Still, it was kind of him to contact me in the hereafter to settle my rather sizable and hitherto unknown estate, doncha think?